he signed a law against short sellers. it backfired: every short now makes him shorter.
$SHORTTRUMP is the coin of the man who tried to ban shorting and got a typo instead. every short on solana takes another inch off him, and the order can't be undone.
OFFICE
OF THE
SHORT
THE RED BUTTON
every press opens one more short on solana, and under the new law every short takes a little off him. stop pressing and the longs start pumping him back up, so keep going until all 8 sections of the act are in effect.
today's front pages
the wire
THE SHORT ACT
eight sections. each one comes into effect when you press him down to the next line. until then it stays blacked out.
AN ORDER CONCERNING
SHORT SELLERS
and, due to a clerical error, everyone who is short
THE BUDGET
the token did not shrink. it was the only thing in the building that didn't.
one billion tokens, the same number as on day one. the man it's named after has been measured several times since and the numbers keep getting smaller.
it sits in the pool and nobody touches it. a staffer suggested shorting the pool too and was politely walked out of the room.
nothing comes off the top when you buy. under the short act, the only thing anything comes off is him.
nobody is in charge of the contract. the only person who wanted to be can't see over the desk to sign anything.